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PhallenChyld55
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Name: Bradley Country: United States State: Texas Metro: Denton Birthday: 2/23/1983 Gender: Male
Interests: Girls, Guns, Hanging Out with Friends, Confounding the Hippies, Cold Beer, Music (15 gig's on the I-Pod and counting), Texas, cooking, and having a good time Expertise: Writing (poetry or prose), Theological and Political debate, general useless knowledge, funny stories, and cooking Italian food Occupation: Student
Message: message me AIM: PhallenChyld55
Member Since:
5/30/2005
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| Another theft...
80 things you might not know about me. Erase my answers, fill in your own, and repost.
1. What is your middle name? James
2. How big is your room? comfortable...10'6"x11" or so, maybe larger
3. What are you listening to right now? "Cumbersome" - Seven Mary Three
4. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? 1355
5. What was the last thing you ate? A brownie
6. Last person you hugged? Tess
7. How is the weather right now? hot as hell
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Tess
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and smile...then the butt. ;)
10. Favorite type of Food? that's tough, but I'd have to say Barbeque, Mexican, and Italian in a three-way grudge match
11. Do you want children? absolutely
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? on more than one occasion
14. What's your favorite number? 55
15. Eye color? Green, with blue and "orange" (so I've been told)
17. Favorite holiday? Halloween is fun, but the Fourth of July is freakin' great
18. favorite season? fall
19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? no, but that doesn't mean that I haven't wanted to
20. Last Movie you Watched Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Martians Kidnap Santa Claus
29. What books are you reading? re-reading The Once and Future King
30. Piercings? used to have my tongue pierced, but I took it out when I went in for surgery and never put it back in
31. Favorite Movie? Cinderella Man
32. Favorite college football Team? A tie between the Mean Green Eagles of the University of North Texas and the Fightin' Texas Aggies of Texas A&M University
33. What were you doing before filling this out? brushing my teeth
34. Any pets? none right now, but my brothers each have a dog
35. AIM? PhallenChyld55
36. Dogs or cats? Dogs are the greatest, without exception
38. Favorite Flower? Lavender Roses
40. Have you ever loved someone? most definitely
41. Who would you like to see right now? Jesus
43. Have you ever fired a gun? are you kidding? my shotgun is right next to me right now
44. Do you like to travel by plane? I love roadtrips with people, but if I'm alone, I'd rather fly
45. Right-handed or Left-handed? I'm a rightey
46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go? Rome...with plenty of walkin' around money
47. What do you want to be when you grow up? Father/Husband/Super-Hero
48. Are you missing someone? my family
49. Do you have a tattoo? No, they seem dumb to me...even though some do look pretty cool.
50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? no, I'm too busy sleeping
51. Are you hiding something from someone? of course...everyone is hiding something from someone at any given time
52. ARE YOU 18? nope, I'm eight and a half
54. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? I never get enough sleep...hell, it's 3 am right now!
55. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? coffee
56. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? keys, wallet, cell phone, shotgun
59. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? Nothing at all that I know of, you'd have to ask someone else to get a fair analysis.
60. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? The dark itself? No. The things that my imagination can cook up in the dark? Yes.
61. FAVORITE HANGOUT? I like the patio at Lucky Lou's, and pretty much any place where friends and copious amounts of cheap/free alcohol can be found.
62. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? family, faith, music
63. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS? stock
64. FAVORITE SONG? it's almost impossible for me to answer this question...here's the first three that came to mind. "Don't Think Twice, it's Alright" - Bob Dylan "Man of the Hour" - Pearl Jam "How Long Will it Last?" - Colin Hay
65. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? failing as a father and husband
67. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Waller, Wall-Man, No Neck
70. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD BRING ONE THING? my Bible
71. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? The Ask.com commercial where the Orangutan talks.
72. WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? Cingular
73. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? people come first, then pets, then belongings
74. Favorite color? blue
75. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING WITH YOU TO SCHOOL? Cell phone, notebooks, Sudoku or Crosswords puzzles, iPod, extra pen and pencil, Financial calculator, various textbooks
76. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? probably a ninja or a pirate...or a combination of the two. Like a Pinja.
77. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7AM? continue to sleep
78. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET? powder blue
79. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET? Jesus
80. WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT BEF0RE YOU GO TO BED? I guess I'd better go to bed. | | |
| Stole this from a buddy on MySpace...
1. Worst damage you ever took in a fight? --- Steel-toed boot to the eye, ruptured the blood vessels in my eye.
2. Most money you ever owed a utility company? --- $214 to SBC because my jackass ex-roommate didn't pay the bill for four months.
3. Last time you got kicked out of a bar? --- I think I was 20 or so...at Clicks in Houston.
4. Longest time you slept in a car? --- A scuba diving trip on the Comal river.
5. Most f*d up nickname you've ever been given? --- Wall-Man or No Neck.
6. Worst job you ever had? --- Either Taco Bell or ULTA 3.
7. Shortest job you've ever had? --- Jason's Deli, I was hired, but they overstaffed and never put me on the schedule.
8. Longest romantic relationship? --- Almost exactly a week short of two years.
9. Shortest romantic relationship? --- About a month.
10. Food that you would eat til you puked? --- Hot dogs, crawfish, or sushi.
11. Food that even looking at makes you puke? --- Cream of Wheat
12. What music saved your life? --- Frank Sinatra.
13. Person you miss the most in the world? --- Sovta.
14. Worst movie you've ever seen? --- A tie between Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and Crossroads.
15. Best movie you've ever seen? --- Cinderella Man.
16. Craziest stuff you've ever done sober? --- Streaking, jumping off of various things, there's probably others.
17. Ever almost die? --- Time and time again, God's just not done with me yet.
18. Ever fistfight a member of the opposite sex? --- Yes and no...I punched a girl in fifth grade. (After she kicked me twice, and then tried to kick me in the nuts in an attempt to goad me into a fight.)
19. Best place you have ever lived? --- Thus far, Denton, TX.
20. Worst place you have ever lived? ---- Houston, TX if the only variable is the actual location.
21. Bad habit you have? --- I'm addicted to caffiene and niccotine.
22. Noise that makes you want to punch people? ---- Chewing with your mouth open.
23. Your favorite tattoo? --- I don't have any, I think it's stupid to get something so permanent when everything changes so often.
24. Least favorite tattoo? --- Again, tattoos, as cool as some look, will one day become a green smudge on grandpa's arm or grandma's lower back.
25. At your poorest, were you a ramen noodle or Mac and Cheese afficianado? --- I do Chili-Mac and alot of pastas.
26. Most money you have ever spent on a single meal? --- Probably something ridiculously high...but I don't recall.
27. Best gift you ever got? --- Salvation through the blood of Christ...the Grace of God.
29. Ever run from the cops? --- Yes, there was an APB out on my brother and I, ask me about it sometime.
30. money or love? --- Love...all day, every day. | | |
| These are freakin' genius...truth in movie advertising.


find the rest here... http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3685 | | |
| Stole this from Amy's post on MySpace
100 RANDOM QUESTIONS...
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING? 2 from my ex, Jessica, and a Star of David from Softa.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Just shy of 2 years
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED: Check from my Aunt Eileen and Uncle Bob
4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL? I've owned about 4 or 5 different cell phones...so plenty.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? too long ago
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? rent, bills, and food
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? pizza...in all it's cheesy goodness
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Tough one...the first thing that makes them stand out would have to be their smile or eyes. But, at a distance, I'm a butt guy. 
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG: you're kidding, right?
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Denton, TX
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED? Jersey Village Senior High School
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER? Cingular
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: the Exit
14. LONGEST JOB HELD: 2 years
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? a couple
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE? I did when I was much younger
17. LAST WEDDING ATTENDED? The marriage of some of Tess' family friends.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY? My brother Matt, then David.
19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH: Christmas...too long ago.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT Whataburger
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD? "I love you."
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? Doesn't matter much to me, just so long as I'm in good company.
24. CAN YOU COOK? Quite well, actually.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE? Honda Accord
26. BEST KISSER? Never really thought about that...no clue.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Watching "The Passion of the Christ"
28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD: Cream of Wheat
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: short list...dunno
30. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: yes?
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB? 11 hours or so
33. FAVORITE MOVIE? Drama: Cinderella Man Action: Soldier Sci-Fi: Blade Runner Horror: 28 Days Later Fantasy: Lord of the Rings Trilogy Favorite Star Wars Movie: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Mafia: Goodfellas Musical: Cannibal - The Musical Comedy: Blazing Saddles
34. CAN YOU SING? yes
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? The Reverend Horton Heat
36. LAST HUG? Tess
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: The Cube
38. THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT? Keys, wallet, phone, Copenhagen
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT? Anywhere where I can relax and escape all the B.S.
40. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD? Yes, but I'm not crazy about it
41. HOW BIG IS YOUR BED? Queen-sized four poster
42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN? hardly
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER? Desktop
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN? Dane Cook
45. DO YOU SMOKE? I quit in August and I've been doing my damndest not to since
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES ON? with
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? me, myself, and I
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK? Mine didn't
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? a couple, one speeding ticket, one for expired inspection
50.PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? French Toast
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE? I'm freakin' addicted to the stuff.
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Over easy...mmm-mmm good
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY? Not in the slightest.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Tess...no one else calls me.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST? Michael Maher
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED? no idea...I cancelled text messaging on my phone 'cause it was running up my bills.
57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING? both are crap
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS ON YOUR BED? 2...I'm a dude, and that's almost 1 too many.
59. what clothes are you wearing right now? My 1998 Everclear "So Much for the Afterglow" tour shirt and my Monopoly boxers.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG? "Then it come to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way." - Metallica - 'No Leaf Clover' ---- "My life-style determines my death-style." - Metallica - 'Frantic' ---- "Times have changed, and times are strange. Here I come, but I ain't the same. Mama, I'm coming home. Time's gone by, it seems to me, you could have been a better friend to me. Mama, I'm coming home." - Ozzy Ozbourne - 'Mama, I'm Coming Home' ---- "Did I let you down? Did I let you down? Did I let you walk away? Walk away...everything we make, we break apart." - Burden Brothers - 'Your Fault' ---- "I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind, you coulda done better, but I don't mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time." - Bob Dylan - 'Don't Think Twice, it's Alright' ---- "And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush? And where in the hell did you happen to spend last night?" - The Rev. Horton Heat - 'Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?' ---- "We all go the same way home." - Flogging Molly - 'The Son Never Shines on Closed Doors' ---- "My name is Wepeel, I've got a box full of your toys. They're fresh out of batteries, but they're still making noise." - Weezer - 'My Name is Jonas' ---- "Tonight I'm leaving, going MIA. Getting lost in you is better than being numb." - Foo Fighters - 'MIA' ---- "'Cause you knew how you'd save me before I fell dead in the garden, and you knew this day long before you made me out of dirt." - Caedmon's Call - 'Table for Two' ----
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR SANDWICH? Grape
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL? I can sure as hell try
63. CAN YOU SWIM? sure can...I'm a scuba diver, after all
64. FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM? Butter Pecan
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS If I'm looking for directions...yes. The song is good to. (By the Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY? indeed I have
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Spring
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? today with Tess
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? almost noon
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER? cold weather
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET? several years ago
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET? Sabra
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED? Cool...right up there with ninjas and Sith Lords
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND: I did some campus clean-up stuff, threw the football around with David, Tess, and Jenny, played some games, and watched some movies
79. WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR NAME? A
80. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PETS my brothers' dogs are about 7 or 8, I think.
81. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BOOKBAG? Black
82. ARE YOU SICK? Define "sick"
83. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? The Unversity of North Texas....boyeee!!!
84. IS THE BATHROOM OPEN? the door is ajar
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP? no...durr
86. ARE YOU WATCHING MTV? I hate MTV with a passion so hot that it rivals the fires of hell.
87. ARE YOU SMILING? No. Should I be?
88. DO YOU HAVE HAIR GEL? Yes, though I haven't used it in awhile.
89. ARE YOU A BLONDE? Yes I am.
90. DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR. yes, when I dream
91. DO YOU HAVE A NICE ASS: I've been told that I have a "cute butt", but it was all from girlfriends, so the bias is obvious.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL? thank God, no
94.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORTIE NAME? Octavious and Lucious
95.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT/TRUNKS? Blue and White
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST? I don't think so...I think it's early September.
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH? within the last month, yes
98. EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE no, but I wouldn't mind going once
99. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Indeed I have.
100. IF YOU COULD HAVE 1 THING RIGHT NOW, IT'D BE? Enough money to never have to worry about financial problems again. | | |
| Some very insightful stuff from the Bushido...
On Overcoming Fear - "The Way of the Samurai is found in death. Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day without fail one should consider himself as dead. This is the substance of the way of the samurai."
On Self-Control and Moderation - "One should have restraint and deep sympathy in all things."
On Dedication to Values and Ideals - My Personal Favorite - "It is bad when one thing becomes two. One should not look for anything else in the Way of the Samurai. It is the same for anything that is called a Way. If one understands things in this manner, he should be able to hear about all ways and be more and more in accord with his own."
On devotion and determination - "Even if one's head were to be suddenly cut off, he should be able to do one more action with certainty. With martial valor, if one becomes like a revengeful ghost and shows great determination, though his head is cut off, he should not die."
On Decisiveness - "In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side."
On Overcoming the Unexpected Another Favorite - "There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything"
On Life - "There is surely nothing other than the single purpose of the moment. A man's whole life is a succession of moment after moment. If one fully understands the present moment, there is nothing left to do, and nothing else to pursue."
The 7 Virtues of Bushido - Gi - Rectitude (Moral Righteousness) Yu - Courage Jin - Benevolence Rei - Respect Makoto - Honesty Meiyo - Honor Ch'gi - Loyalty | | |
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